SO BUSTED! DANGIT KITTIES
I look like a ventriloquist dummy today. #HotPinkUltaNightmare #BadSkinIsBad
So easy, the hair!
*I pull out two strands on either side of my hairline, and pull the rest back into a ponytail (low-ish works best since you’re gonna be rolling It up)
*braid both sides fairly tight, then I just keep them “shut” with a bobby because I’m gonna need to use one with them anyway
*take out the elastic in the back pony and braid it all the way down, then re-secure with your elastic
*flip the back braid upwards and roll it towards the top of your head. If you have longer hair, you can just make a bun shape with it or something.
*tack that sucker down. Honest-to-god HAIRPINS work well for me, but bobby pins do good too
*now that your back braid is now a knot-looking bun-thing, take one of the side braids and pull it back to either cross OVER the bun or just up into it, depending on length
*same thing with other side
*wow your public.
Dear swimsuit makers I WILL GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLARS IF YOU MAKE THESE ANYTHING BIG ENOUGH FOR MY HOOTERS OKAY THANKS BYE #droopybewbz